Captain SIB’s Psychedelic Freakout Chapter 77 – Wonderland

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Chapter-77

Welcome one and all to Captain SIB’s Psychedelic Freakout, bending the mind in our journey through the new world of psychedelic music. This weeks medication is a fine blend of tones and drones that is sure to tickle your tin-foil hat. Continue reading

Captain SIB – Taking a Poo

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Welcome to Captain SIB’s 100% home-grown music.

Now this track is a terrible sounding arrangement of musical mish-mash. Though we feel the subject matter does hold some comedy value.

In the summer of 2000, after a mighty feast, this song was born.

Here are the lyrics for you all to enjoy along with the song.

Standing in the toilet and you feel the urge,
The cramp the pain and the surge,
You feel the urgent need to,
Sit down, relieve yourself.
But then you remember your in someone else’s house,
And it’s a girl that you really like,
Oh what would she say,
Oh God what would she think,
If she was to come in and smell my shite.

Taking a poo, taking a poo,
On the lavatory,
Yes I’m taking a poo, taking a poo,
On the lavatory

And when you think things are gonna work out,
Ok for you,
I’ll just sit here, have a little push,
See if I can do a brown poo,
And out it comes with a mighty splash,
One hand on the radiator,
I look to the right and I cannot find,
Any toilet paper,

Taking a poo, taking a poo,
On the lavatory,
Yes I’m taking a poo, taking a poo,
On the lavatory

There’s nothing he can do,
It’s a girl that he likes,
What’s he gonna use to mop up all his shite,
Maybe a towel or a toothbrush too,
A face-cloth, oh anything will do

When your
Taking a poo, taking a poo,
On the lavatory,
Yes I’m taking a poo, taking a poo,
On the lavatory

And there it is, it’s all over,
You see some marks of brown,
You look again and you still see,
A little poo floating around,
So you suffocate it with toilet paper,
Flush a thousand times,
I surely canny go out and say to the next girl,
Honest baby that ain’t mine.

Taking a poo, taking a poo,
on the lavatory,
yes I’m taking a poo, taking a poo,
on the lavatory

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Captain SIB’s 1999 musical medley

Welcome to Captain SIB’s 100% home-grown music.

By jings this one has been hidden deep within the lead based toilet. The true beginnings of Captain SIB, or as we were back then, Captain SIB and his Intergalactic Communist Party.

Never released, this collection of songs are a fine display of our talents. You will hear such classics as…”15 Kebabs”…”Dodging Bullets”…all wrapped into a cosy little number.

1999 is the year.

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