The Captain SIB Show – Episode 61 – Is this Customer Support?

free rock podcastsMassively under-paid and always online. That’s our mantra here at SIB HQ. So depending on how much medication has been consumed, there is always someone at the end of the line. Metaphorically speaking.
We scour the lands to find you the best in unsigned and independent bands and artist. That’s right. Freshly procured like truffles from the woodlands around Copenhagen. So get your dose of SIBality this week thanks to the musical talents of The New Futures, Brendan Benson and The Nixon Rodeo.

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Joining us this week are…

  • Brendan Benson – Eyes On The Horizon
  • Ex Norwegian – Not A Mouse
  • Ten Percenter – The Echoes That are Lost
  • Sick/Sea – Master Splinter
  • The New Futures – Ocean
  • Alive Way – Midnight Rain
  • Circa Survive – Sharp Practice
  • The Deep End – Get On It
  • The Nixon Rodeo – Opposite of me
  • Rust On The Carousel – The Ballad of Bubba
  • Show Notes

  • Brendan Benson can be found on facebook. You can catch up with his new music on ReadyMade Records
  • Ex Norwegian can be found on Facebook Their new album “Crack” can be found on Bandcamp.
  • Ten Percenter can be found on facebook
  • Sick/Sea be found on facebook
  • Their new album “Moral Compass” can be found on Bandcamp.
  • The New Futures can be found on facebook
  • Big thanks to Emma Scott over at In At The Eye Records for sending over such awexome music
  • Alive Way can be found on facebook
  • Circa Survive can be found on Facebook
  • The Deep End can be found on facebook Their new album “Cop This” can be found on Bandcamp.
  • The Nixon Rodeo can be found on facebook. Their new album “The Understatement” can be found on Bandcamp.
  • Rust On The Carousel can be found on facebook
  • Captain SIB – Taking a Poo

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    Welcome to Captain SIB’s 100% home-grown music.

    Now this track is a terrible sounding arrangement of musical mish-mash. Though we feel the subject matter does hold some comedy value.

    In the summer of 2000, after a mighty feast, this song was born.

    Here are the lyrics for you all to enjoy along with the song.

    Standing in the toilet and you feel the urge,
    The cramp the pain and the surge,
    You feel the urgent need to,
    Sit down, relieve yourself.
    But then you remember your in someone else’s house,
    And it’s a girl that you really like,
    Oh what would she say,
    Oh God what would she think,
    If she was to come in and smell my shite.

    Taking a poo, taking a poo,
    On the lavatory,
    Yes I’m taking a poo, taking a poo,
    On the lavatory

    And when you think things are gonna work out,
    Ok for you,
    I’ll just sit here, have a little push,
    See if I can do a brown poo,
    And out it comes with a mighty splash,
    One hand on the radiator,
    I look to the right and I cannot find,
    Any toilet paper,

    Taking a poo, taking a poo,
    On the lavatory,
    Yes I’m taking a poo, taking a poo,
    On the lavatory

    There’s nothing he can do,
    It’s a girl that he likes,
    What’s he gonna use to mop up all his shite,
    Maybe a towel or a toothbrush too,
    A face-cloth, oh anything will do

    When your
    Taking a poo, taking a poo,
    On the lavatory,
    Yes I’m taking a poo, taking a poo,
    On the lavatory

    And there it is, it’s all over,
    You see some marks of brown,
    You look again and you still see,
    A little poo floating around,
    So you suffocate it with toilet paper,
    Flush a thousand times,
    I surely canny go out and say to the next girl,
    Honest baby that ain’t mine.

    Taking a poo, taking a poo,
    on the lavatory,
    yes I’m taking a poo, taking a poo,
    on the lavatory

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    Captain SIB’s 1999 musical medley

    Welcome to Captain SIB’s 100% home-grown music.

    By jings this one has been hidden deep within the lead based toilet. The true beginnings of Captain SIB, or as we were back then, Captain SIB and his Intergalactic Communist Party.

    Never released, this collection of songs are a fine display of our talents. You will hear such classics as…”15 Kebabs”…”Dodging Bullets”…all wrapped into a cosy little number.

    1999 is the year.

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    Captain SIB – Christians and Muslims

    Welcome to Captain SIB’s 100% home-grown music.

    Another track from the highly successful Andrew Taylor Appeal, recorded in a cloudy attic in a run down part of town.

    This track actually features the young vocal tones of our man of musical awareness, Stuart Ireland.

    Along with the not quite right Iain, this early appearance from Captain SIB holds a distinct sound of giberish.

    Sit back and enjoy this nonsense.
    Recorded 2002

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    Captain SIB – 20 Pence Candy Bar -

    Welcome to Captain SIB’s 100% home-grown music.

    Journey with us now as we open the vaults from Captain SIB’s first musical mish-mash..

    Celebrating it’s 10th anniversary this year, The Andy Taylor Appeal was our first full length album.

    This track was thrown together when Iain was having one of his split personality days. As you can hear, he had quite a battle within himself.

    Sit back and enjoy this nonsense.
    Recorded 2002

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